I hate Mi$$i$$ippi $tate. I loathe them. I despise everything about them, including, but not limited to, the following:
I hate their colors.
I hate their cheers. "Maroon....white, Go, State...Go state" real creative there, guys.
I hate Starkville. What a craphole of a town.
I hate their fight song.
I hate their band.
I hate the fact that their band only knows one song, and plays it over and over.
I hate their coach.
I hate their coach's wife and her painted on face. What kind of a name Meo, anyway?
I hate their coach's obnoxious kids.
I hate their arena. The hump? More like, the dump.
I hate the way they sign kids from the Northeast who don't even know the coach's name.
I hate Mario Austin, Zimmerman, and Walter Sharpe, I don't care if he transferred.
I hate the guy who signed with an agent but came back to play for M$U anyway. Big guy, was a transfer from Baylor if I recall correctly, can't think of his name right now.
I hate the way they avoid NCAA infractions for the above obvious violations because even NCAA investigators don't want to have to spend any time in Starkville to investigate.
I hate their crop-duster flyovers.
I hate the entire state of Mississippi. The only purpose it serves is to make the drive to New Orleans inconvenient.
I hate their mascot. He's an UGA wannabe. The real bulldogs reside to our East.
I hate cowbells.
I hate their inferiority complex. Of course, being a second rate school to freakin' Ole Miss, I guess it's understandable. Ole Miss is second rate to everyone else in the country, and State doesn't even match up to them.
I hate the way those dumbasses route traffic after football games. They play in a glorified high school stadium, and it still takes 3 hrs to get out of there because they only open up one road leading out of campus.
I hate their radio announcers. They sound like they could kick the bucket at any moment.
I hate their Public Address Announcer who does both football and basketball games. He sounds like a prepubescent boy with a nasal cold.
Most of all, I hate their retarded, inbred, obnoxious, redneck fans. On second thought, I take that back...comparing obnoxious retarded rednecks to $tate fans is insulting to obnoxious, retarded, inbred, rednecks everywhere. I've been to every SEC school...Only place I've come close to getting into a physical altercation? Starkville. Only place where I've seen 70 yr old white trash bitches get into my gf's face and try to start something? Starkville.
Da, Da Daaa DAAAAAAA... STATE...SUCKS, STATE SUCKS!
I won't get to see the game Wednesday night, but I hope we kick their ass.